Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Finally, a Good Reason

Am informed by various males that I should vote for Palin "because she is Hot and shoots Moose." Discount the second as am not aware of urgent national Need for elimination of rampant Moose Infestation. As to first, cannot think why I should be influenced, given what I should think must be my obvious inclinations. However, am happy to finally produce comprehensible reason for voting Democrat, as Obama undeniably Hotter than McCain. Shall now cut short incisive political commentary and hide under bed, for fear of being mistaken for Moose by unkind Republicans.

Husband reports that his hospital is currently harboring Amy Fisher, and that the nurses Do Not Like her. Experience flashback to beginning of 9th grade, when AF 's then-recent exploits provided bulk of conversation fodder. Why? Answer: comes there none.

Am due in Immigration Court again this week, with client constitutionally unable to locate own ass with both hands; but the judge is nice. Am also reading biography of Jonathan Swift, interspersed with Angela Carter's Nights at the Circus, which has mental effect of eating fried potatoes dipped in red currant jelly - an intense craving I had during my second pregnancy.

7 comments:

Moshe said...

Vote for Palin because then you're putting a woman in power. Vote for McCain because he has money and power and "women love money and power..."

SubWife said...

Obama is hotter than McCain, but then there's Biden who kind of sours that deal. What shall we do? How shall we vote?

Dina said...

See, people, now that's the downside to letting your reproductive organs do your thinking for you, you get caught up in these dilemmas. Oh! I know! We engage in a thoughtful examination of the issues at stake... or... um... politics is hard!
I think I'll just go read some more Angela Carter.

SubWife said...

Thoughtful examination of the issues at stake? Ha, ha. That would be too logical, wouldn't it, almost human. I say let your reproductive organs make choices for you. Why not? It works for the animals (you know, survival of the fittest and all). Should work for us...

frumpunk said...

People have said you should vote for Palin because "she is hot and shoots moose?"

Was that a joke, or you've actually heard that?

Moshe said...

I think that's a great reason.

Dina said...

see, frumpunk? Oh, and also female solidarity.... no, no do NOT let me get started on feminism in my current sleep-deprived state